Dr. Feinman uncrossed his arms and pointed towards a chair in his office. “Inside, Ms. Dell.” Laura Dell couldn’t help but hang her head as she walked past Dr. Feinman, into his office. Feinman followed her in, shutting the door behind them.
“Sit,” he said as he walked around his desk, which was completely devoid of any signs of use, save for a nameplate and a red pen. Laura Dell watched the pen as she sat down in the chair, unable to bring her gaze up to meet Dr. Feinman’s. Feinman saw where she was looking.
“Can I ask you a question, Ms. Dell? I can, as it is you who are the intern and I am your boss. Do you know why I only have one pen on my desk, Ms. Dell?” Mr. Deinman asked in a low voice and then waited for her response.
“No, sir.” Laura Dell began wringing her hands.
“It is because this desk has only one place to put one pen.” Dr. Feinman’s voice was still low. Laura Dell’s gaze shifted to her hands as she sat, shoulder’s hunched forward, trying to become smaller.
“And since the desk has only one place for one pen, if I put two pens on my desk, my desk would be out of order.” Feinman’s voice was starting to rise with each sentance.
“And if my desk were out of order, then my office would be out of order,” Feinman continued. “And if my office were out of order, I would be out of order. And do you know what happens when I am out of order, Ms. Dell?” Feinman waited for her reply.
Laura Dell’s voice was fainter than before. “No, sir.”
“Then My Museum is out of order!” Feinman shouted. Laura Dell winced. “You ruin my exhibit on the first day, you embarrass me in front of loyal patrons, and then you disregard my orders and show up late to a scheduled meeting!”
“But sir, I was—” Laura Dell attempted to defend herself.
“I don’t need your excuses, Ms. Dell. This isn’t rural Alabama. This is Chicago, where people are civilized and act intelligently and orderly. And this,” Dr. Feinman jabbed the pointer finger of his right hand into his desk, “is the Field Museum of Natural History, the pinnacle of intelligence and order.”
Feinman’s voice regrew its composure. “You are going to have to abandon your ignorant practices and learn to cope with life in civilized society, Ms. Dell. Now, tomorrow I expect that there will be no misfortunate incidents. We wouldn’t want to be saying goodbye to Chicago just after we reached its glorious majesty, now would we? Hmm?” Feinman looked Laura Dell straight in the face, and waited once more for her to answer.
Laura Dell had at first been scared of Dr. Feinman, but now felt a mix of anger and indignation. She set her teeth together as she responded, “No, sir.”
Feinman sat back in his large, leather chair and crossed his arms over his lap. “Good, Ms. Dell.” He smiled and motioned towards the door. “You can go now.”
Laura Dell stood and left the office, making her way towards her own desk to retrieve her purse before going home.
***
Laura Dell shoved the door of the museum open and burst forward into the cold Chicago air, almost knocking Dr. Walters down the steps in the process. He relied on his feet, not his cane, to save his balance.
“Oh, Dr. Walters! I’m so sorry” said Laura Dell, grabbing onto his arm to make sure he wasn’t going to fall over again, after he’d steadied himself.
“It’s fine, Miss Dell. How did your meeting go?” Dr. Walters gave Laura Dell a reassuring smile.
“Terribly. But why are you still here, Dr. Walters? The museum closed fifteen minutes ago.” She gave him a questioning look.
Dr. Walters gave his familiar chuckle. “Well, we didn’t finish our conversation. You see, Miss Dell, an unfinished conversation is like a fossil only half revealed.” Dr. Walters motioned with his cane as though he were brushing sand off an imaginary fossil on the ground. “You have to finish the process, or else the fossil may be damaged or destroyed by abrasive elements in the wind.” He set his cane down and leaned on it ever so slightly.
Laura Dell nodded her consent but frowned. “But what were we talking about? After being yelled at, I’ve forgotten.”
Dr. Walters looked at his surroundings as though he were deep in thought. “Well, Miss Dell, I’ll just have to remind you over dinner, then.”
Laura Dell took a small step back, still holding on to Dr. Walters’ arm. As she was forming her reply, Dr. Walters said, “Now, now Miss Dell. I realize it must seem that I’m as old as Sue, so rest assured I’m asking you as a friend, and not as a creepy, old
Quetzalcoatlus.” Both chuckled at Dr. Walters’ joke, and Laura Dell relaxed once more.
“So, let’s meet around nine o’clock at a favorite pub of mine, the Dead Yellowhammer. Ah, Miss Dell, I can see from your facial expression that you already know why I like it. They are even so technologically advanced as to have a website with directions, so you should be able to find it easily.” Laura Dell nodded her consent and finally let go of Dr. Walters’ arm.
“I’ll see you then,” she said.
***
Laura Dell walked into the Dead Yellowhammer at nine-oh-five and saw Dr. Walters sitting at a table covered by a few beers and a huge basket of potato wedges with, to her surprise, Eddie. They waved her over.
As she sat down next to across from Dr. Walters, she gave him a questioning look. “As I told you,” Dr. Walters said with a smile, “this isn’t a date.” Eddie laughed and gave her a sly look.
“Really, Miss Dell. Herbert’s over 70,” said Eddie. Laura Dell blushed and shot them both angry glares.
“Alright, alright. I wouldn’t want to date this old Pterosaur anyway,” she said as Eddie pushed a glass of roan beer towards her. “What’s this?”
“
Southern Pecan ale. It comes from a micro-brewery in Mississippi,” said Dr. Walters. “I may be a Pterosaur, but I still know a little about beer. Now, Miss Dell, take a sip and tell us more about what our dear Dr. Feinman said in your meeting.”
“Oh, the nerve of that man,” said Laura Dell as she thought back. “He acted like he owned everything in the museum, and if one simple thing were out of order, the entire thing would come crashing down.” She looked between Eddie and Dr. Walters. “He called the South uncivilized. He threatened my job. He acts as if order is the saving grace of all humanity.” Her gaze shifted back to Dr. Walters. “He used ‘can’ improperly.” Dr. Walters gave a sympathetic wince.
“Well,” Eddie said, “at least he didn’t start trying to flirt with you like the intern from last year.” Laura Dell sipped her beer and gave Eddie a look of disbelief, but Eddie just shook his head. “I’ve worked at the museum for a long time now, Miss Dell, and I’ve seen Feinman do some pretty raunchy things. But if you keep your head about you, and learn to stand up to him, you’ll probably do alright.” He nodded his head at his own wisdom.
Laura Dell didn’t feel as assured as Eddie. “I’m just not going to screw up any more. That’s the most obvious solution. Still, he reminds me of the boss I had at a job in high school, always barking orders and never doing any of his own work.” She took another sip of beer, as Dr. Walters pushed the basket of potato wedges towards her.
She ate one, then continued, “But why are both of you here?”
“When you visit the museum almost every day as I do,” said Dr. Walters, “you tend to make friends with everyone who works there who isn’t what some would call a humbug.” Dr. Walters used his fingers to emphasize the word. “But for Eddie, well, I worked with his father some time ago.”
Laura Dell looked at Eddie accusingly. “Why didn’t you tell me all that when I asked about him before?”
Eddie shrugged. “Well, Miss Dell, I didn’t know you were going to go chasing after old Pterosaurs.” Eddie drank from his glass to hide the smile that crept across his face.
“So what did you and Eddie’s father do together?” asked Laura Dell, looking back at Dr. Walters.
Dr. Walters looked at the cane as it leaned on the table. “Well, when I met Eddie’s father, it was in the early 1940’s. Even my dreams of being a paleontologist had to be put on hold during that era.”
Eddie took up the story. “From the way I heard it from my mother, my father was career, while Herbert here was just doing his duty at the time. After the war, my father gave me to my mother, and then went off to
Korea. He didn’t come back, but he and Herbert here kept in touch after the Pacific. First time I met Herbert was at my father’s funeral. But, that’s an old story. Now, how’s that beer we got for you, Miss Dell?”